June 12th, 6th? June something.. don't know...Summer time.  You may ask why after all these years that I'm writing my crazy thoughts.  Gotta get them out, I guess.  Got some bad news, and thought I should give my kids, my family, and friends, even my fans some comedy.

Here's one....

I got noth'n...

Sorry.

My dog, Aretha Franklin, Queen Of Soul, is going on 14 yeas of age.  That's OLD for an Old English Sheepdog.  Her brother, Nigel in LA, passed away 2 years ago.  Another brother was put down just a month ago, Lewis.  I think "Re Re" may be the last in the litter.  I don't think it's a testiment to my mothering.  I think she's just a strong bitch!  She gives me Hell all the time.  She usued to sing, but her body is starting to give out.  She wakes me up every 2 or 3 hours to go potty.  It's like having a newborn.  I swear it's been harder on me than twin babies.  She pees in the house.  Oh, my, it's not so fun here, at Casa Forke.  The boys are handling it well. They're like, "Hey, little girl, let's go outside.."  My kids are super cool.  I'm talking with them about the whole "putting her down" thing.  Did I mention my kids are super cool?

They want a cat.

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I don't know if this will come through, but it's The Kiwis headshots.  They're kinda cute!

So many thoughts, so little time...My New Year's resolution was to organize my house and my mind.  I'm just now getting to it.  Time does creep up on me.  I find myself saying things like, "Oh, my sister will be here in a month, that's plenty of time to clean my house".  And, yet, it's tomorrow, and the toilet is a mess.  "Oh, It's just the first week of summer, we have so much time to work on our reading.",  "I'll get to that as soon as I finish this"  "I'm on my way"  "It's on my list"  "Mom, can we go to the park?" "In a minute"  "Just a second"

Then, what happens to me...I have to sit.  I'll say, "Hang on, my cutie patooties, I need a time out"  So, off to the cupard to grab some chips, watch some "Ellen", laugh, dance, and again I go...Did the phone ring?

Wit looks so cool, doesn't he?  New guitar, Christmas Day.  2013

Have you ever eaten so many Pringles that they start to taste like Chinese food?  Me neither, until tonight, watching "The Voice".  Not a fan of chips or reality shows, but, The Kiwis are, so...We have fun together.  It's one week into summer and I'm missing school.  Yep, I miss The PTO.  I miss the alarm clock, that's a lie, I miss going to the grocery, sans kiddos.  How will we survive this summer?  It's a matter of adjustment, I think.  My cuties crawl into bed with me and say, "Mommy can we sleep with you?  It's not a school night?  Can we??"  Man, who am I to turn that love down.  Of course Chuck is very active in the night, it's like sleeping with an octopus, and he always sleeps in the middle. I'll wake up with a foot, or elbow in my face.  Ugh.  Then I remind myself that they are growing so fast, so big, that , next year, we will not be able to sleep together.  Sad.

I want to write more of this down.  I hope my kiddos will want to know me when I'm gone.

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